"It was too much toiloit paper."
A long time ago(*) in a location far away(*), there was an elementary school classroom with an attached bathroom for its young* students. School policy dictated that adults weren't allowed in the restroom for privacy reasons, so it took longer than might have been expected for a group of young teachers(*) to discover that the toilet was overflowing.
Upon this unfortunate discovery, the teachers marched the whole class through the bathroom, then made them write essays about what they saw and how it made them feel. Boys and girls, we present to you...